Pointless

Here are some cheesy pickup lines to brighten your day...
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.