"It's not the destination, it's the journey."
Except when it's not.
Good news everyone, Birmingham International Airport has your back:
I checked and didn't see any of those guys on my plane. Maybe next time?
But when you're going to Disney, the airplane ride IS NOT what it's all about (::insert Hokey Pokey reference::). But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy shopping in SkyMall. Or making fun of SkyMall.
Cue highlight reel:
Scene 1:
"
Clearly a better
Cutting Board!" Get it? Cause it's clear? Wowzers.
Scene 2:
What's 6 ft tall and only weighs 92 lbs? Yep that's right, it's your Easter Island Statue. After one low payment of $995, you can have this beaut delivered curbside. Good thing cause I'm not sure Southwest would like me checking this baby... Andd it's not even real stone. Lame. {Does the price include the boy photoshopped in?}
Scene 3:
Laziness at an all time high: you don't have to hold up your laptop OR yourself.
Last but
definitely not least...
Scene 4:
Time is of the elements. I just can't get over this. I can't decide if I should be embarrassed that I think this is absolutely hilarious.
So in case you can't tell, the journey wasn't so bad.